I actually have it in my fridge, but it tastes too avocado-ey. They laughed hysterically and have never let me forget the incident. Three- I would write messages in someone else's handed writing on the bored to see my teacher's reaction- often times, it was "Who wrote this?" Good times! What is the weirdest thing you have ever done? A squirt came out, and then he stopped. Your wife may be looking at you as you are on your little adventure and you totally grossed her out. But unlike plastic, the peel is actually edible, safely might I add. Carrie meets Mike in college. In grade school, I was referred to as a class cut-up, but I wanted to elevate myself to being THE class cut-up. Dropped in. Was sitting on toilet. He left after about 10 seconds. Pegged my boyfriend with the dildo I usually use on myself while calling him a bitchboy. It wasn't big and wasn't clever but MY GOD it was a fabulous idea at the time. Paul, the clerk, said she had to have a pair of stockings to try on the heels. The weirdest thing a dude ever did . It was a nice day in a major town, and the weather was shining. We welcome community contributions for Collective World. !'" Did you know that squeezing blackheads and big zits can cause damage to your skin? Employee They Disrespected, I Started Learning How To Crochet To Pass The Time, Now I Make These Adorable Characters For A Living (19 Pics), Woman Shares What Her Life Is Like Living With 8 Rescue Dachshunds (29 Pics). Let my boyfriend cum in me and then straddled his face. Your account is not active. For more Vikings vide. . Some answers are just thatreally weird. Let me explain, me and my group started it, people got added, people left, but even though the original group doesn't do it anymore our additions added people. Criticism often comes about as other people think, How dumb!, Bobby was in Little League, in the third grade and all of a sudden had the urge to pee. Needless to say, the antenna broke off and I had to explain my stupidity to my parents. We hadnt talked about doing that before, totally spontaneous. People Share The Weirdest Thing They've Done With Their Partner. They shared that they dropped their sunglasses in one of the Tomorrowland bathroom . I pulled my little sister's Hatchimal out of a sh** filled toilet. There is a peculiar feeling and satisfaction about squeezing a blackhead or a big zit. I did some bizarre form of flicking, I think, and that seemed to be the only way to get him off (he got off in like 30 seconds flat once I got it right)." 3) Dressed in full Renaissance fair regalia just to go to Wal-Mart at 2 in the morning, because I'm weird. The clerk went behind the counter, grabbed a pair of stockings and put them on Melissa. I was playing hide and seek and I hide in a chicken coop dress like a "chicken" at the time I thought it was genius. ur_local_shortie2. That would've given the dog a right sore arse. One night when I was both drunk and high my boyfriend at the time started fingering me and putting more and more fingers in. There isnt a person alive that has gone and done something idiotic at least once in their life. Played Tennis with a friend, but we soaked the ball in gasoline and lit it on fire and decided it was a good idea to play tennis that way. Falling, he almost broke his arm. Ooops! Criticism often comes about as other people think, "How dumb!" 15. Madeleine Scinto. On her way home from work she saw a shoe sale and decided to try on a pair of shoes. Turnabout is fair play, guys!, 15. Learn more about working with Thought Catalog. He just wanted to wash me, like truly bathe me. While walking down one of our busiest streets in the pouring rain I was twirling a large stick around like I was preparing to fight whatever enemy was to come about. The mornings over easy eggs with greasy sausage planned their way to escape. Forgetting that she had no underwear on she accidentally flashed Paul. Scrimmaging through his drawer, he found the best pair of socks he could find. After getting up he ran back, put his shoes on and ran out the door. Wearing odd colored clothes that clash seems to be the new hip thing in fashion. Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. I was like, "What the f*** is happening, I am not a cow." Not paying attention to what he was doing, he gives Calvin the finger, then Charlie walks right into a pole. finished my work more than a day before it's due. You may buy a fast-food sandwich and eat it in public without closing your mouth. Talk about a power trip., 17. Here are 11 times guys really screwed things up under the sheets. ago You used to eat candy canes with the plastic wrap on.because you were impatient? This might be something that not everyone can understand but sex when youre pregnant is amazing. Carol couldnt take it anymore, so she took her hand, reached into her shirt, rubbed it on her armpit and smelled her hand. There are all kinds of snots, big ones, and small ones. It was made out of a sheer stretchy material and needed a slip. (Closed), Hey Pandas, Share Some Scary Stories (Closed), I Create Paintings That Cause Conflicted Feelings Of Peace And Anxiety (16 Pics). Angry Charlie sees Calvin laughing at him through the window and angrily comes toward him holding up both of his fists and shouting. When i was about 15 i worked in a supermarket preparing bread for baking the following morning. What do you want those for? That's not weird, it's insane! So, what makes this oddity happen? Very weird." GRASS FLIP FLOPS - it gives you the sensation of walking on grass, only in your flip-flops. This might be tame to some people but looking him in the face when hes cumming in me is the biggest turn on., 8. His friends were chatting about the prior night in Las Vegas at the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet. Small kids will not notice the difference that they are wearing shoes on the wrong feet. A friend might come over wanting to chill while you are getting over a cold. Individuals that put their shoes on the wrong feet are mainly children. I was about 12 or 13 walking home from school in the pouring rain and I found a long stick and thought it'd be cool and dramatic to twirl it around in the rain, so I did. However, he let out the thunderous blast that was on the nice autumn afternoon. Sang the Oscar Mayer Wiener song in a hall full of naked statues in the vatican.2. I wont lie, this was off the chain amazing although I never went back because I could easily see that becoming a lifestyle for me., 16. When you have a feeling of a dried-up snot the size of Manhattan wrapped up in your nose hairs trying to come out, thats when you have a suddenly urged to pick your nose. He removed his hand, flopped over and said 'BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO FEEL GOOD!! 1. Grid View. Something just so hot about it., 14. Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. Wearing your shoes backwards along with wearing different colored socks, and rolled up pants are a recipe for soliciting unusual responses from other people. 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What is the dumbest thing you have ever done? Then one day he met a couple of girls that wanted to take him to a conference and then a night on the town. By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. His name in public was Genivieve. Unless the shoes are sparkly, twinkling lights, or highly unusual, their parents dont usually pay attention to their childrens feet. Would have been weird for a kid over seven, but he thought he was being funny. Dopamine in our brains causes a warm sensational feeling and people can get addicted to this type of pleasure. My coworkers never let me live that one down. William was sitting down on the floor of a natural amphitheater with a few of his friends. Immediately after letting a few drops out, there were just a couple of small spots. Off he went to school. I drew the short straw and had to pull it out. Lizzy, 22, Related: 5 Reasons She Might End Up In Another Man's Bed, "The only really weird/awkward sex I've had was when it was my first time giving head and I spit out when he came and he immediately became all serious and sh** and was like 'Don't do that again'." One afternoon I was reviewing for a math test and I just dissociated had this weird urge to just curl up and rock myself back and forth. The combination of the acidic cherries along with the milk is believed by some to have caused . I don't get the first one. 1. Our dog ate a pair of my mum's undies and ended up with an inch of something stuck in her bum. What she did next was the most outrageous, exhilarating, and most astounding thing David could ever have fantasized about. I also would cover every surface in our house with my expirements. Please whitelist TheClever or disable your ad blocker to continue. Pulled s**t covered knicker elastic out of my dog's butt. I don't think he intended to shout, but it was jarring. Totally oblivious to how clothes talk, he picked up and put together a red and green striped polo shirt with a pair of blue and yellow plaid pants. That was one of the most popular videos that he has posted so far. If I'd been one of those passengers, I wouldn't have found it funny that you were all oblivious to one anothers' presence on the bus. If you get a satisfaction of seeing junk come out of the pores of your skin, go to YouTube and watch some of the most disgusting zit popping videos. TZH85. The time period was in the 70s. Woke up on the floor, yes, in my room but perfectly in the middle of the carpet and also had one of those dreams where i cant move. He did., 12. At lunchtime, she went to the bathroom and cut the thong off. Have you ever had a snot that was attached to a thick piece of mucus that was all the way down the back of your throat? A former roommate of mine used to come back late from work. One of the girls asked who did Genivieves makeup and he said, I did it myself. Another girl said that if Gary worked on his voice, he could pass for a girl anywhere. Whether you love sticking with that go-to move you've had since college, or you once decided to try something new and kinky that didn't go over so well, chances are you've probably done some not-so-sexy stuff in bed that even science can't explain. Melissa has no underwear on. Would he be laughed at, or ridiculed? Once the laughter subsided, we all heard laughter from other classes. She didnt feel comfortable sleeping with him in the dorm room, so both decided to rent a cheap motel. Mortified, Bobby went to the bench with his other teammates. I seriously could keep going. Please support TheClever so we can continue providing you with great content! Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Those sunny summer days in Disney World are no joke, and this reader found that out the hard way. Why do these stupid things, we havent a clue? I was working out at Golds Gym Venice, which is the Mecca of bodybuilding. I was in elementary school. Which isn't much of an issue, but there was no touching. Source - Nationaal Archief. Lots of individuals sing in public bathrooms because of the hard walls. 2) Turned shopping into an adventure quest for any and all of my nieces and nephews. 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My (very upstanding and serious) dad told me the story of how he and his friends would light tire fires on the main (and only) streets going in and out of their very small town. I asked my husband to cum inside me everyday for weeks after I started showing. "My ex-girlfriend. While traveling on a bus, a man with Down Syndrome came on the bus and sat next to a beautiful young woman. Im sure the townspeople thought they were annoying, but when you are farm boys with nothing to do during the 50's that was what you did. Hey Pandas From All Over The World, What Is Your Regional Comfort Food? some of my friends came in and gave me some magic mushrooms and like a 15 year old idiot i took them before my shift finished. At Carols last job, where she had been there for seven years, she often smelled a weird odor about 12 feet from her. What can I say, I have a thing for dominating men., 11. Would you support a mandatory retirement age of 75 for US You are offered $1,000,000 if you can name a place where What city will you NEVER visit based on it's reputation? Nice of you to do so for your sister, finished my work more than a day before it's due(not procrastinating) :). Its the thrill of the chase that makes us do stupid things. ), "I had a guy accidentally elbow me in the face once and give me a bloody nose. I'm honored that it continued, I have a lot of fun memories from Perkins. I need more info. The girls were wonderful and made the evening special. And he then told me I needed to sort of "flick" them instead of what I was doing, which was confusedly rubbing them. All of a sudden, people looked, and there were about five tremendous loud thumps. Anyway, we offered our apologies and were instructed to replace all the signs that we had half-inched. Wearing a zipped-up sweatshirt and gray shorts he kept on pointing his finger at Calvin. I was at a bbq last summer and my cousin asked to use my phone. 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. See the Angel Falls in Venezuela. David and Linda visited a few pubs. Or a peach and coffee sandwich, I suppose that's considered weird too. He had some fur ripped off his tail and he was stunned but otherwise okay and we let him go after he had some rest. They were nice and soft. It was during a concert so everyone was inside but this was without a doubt one of those moments I don't want my father to ever hear about." Like the quote from Spongebob." Essentially they cut off all traffic to and from the town for a day until someone could get the volunteer fire department to come out usually the next morning. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Apparently that turned him on. The singing bounces off of the walls and back again, returning deep into the sound of a persons voice. Having this type of snot is when you have a sudden urge to pick your nose. Prepare to cringe. He was fearful of doing this for real but decided to go ahead and do it. Weird Al Yankovic, in 1969, recorded a single called my Bologna in the washroom across from the California Polytechnic State University student radio station where he was teaching at the time. When James was ten years old and started a new preppy school, he made a mistake that scarred him for life. Five- Taken a fake dollar and tried to pay for a slushy at the gas station with it. Zachary Taylor, after serving just 16 months in office, was killed by eating too many cherries. My Mom was never held back by the conventions of society to act a certain way and I admired her for that. In life, we see people that have extraordinary minds make the stupidest mistakes. "I once gave a blowjob to an ex-boyfriend behind a gas station and we weren't even getting gas. Poor dog was not comfortable me pulling it out and I certainly wasn't comfortable doing it. They are extremely gross. Dedicated to your stories and ideas. About three years ago the Hubs and I went camping on Cape Cod. What happened next was unexpected. One time, I had twenty or so dollars. Before you say it, yes it was a stupid idea and yes I was young and very foolish when I did it. 1. When it first came in it looked like a straight to DVD piece of shit that nobody would ever watch. 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We respect your privacy. I was very into working out and the gym. Please enter your email to complete registration. The songs vary depending on my mood and I'm not limited to Disney though Disney is the easiest to Parody off the top of a hat. That's hilarious!". More and more James started going out with pattern outfits that seem to clash from a normal persons point of view. Absolutely he remembered what hed been missing., 2. You did a lot of sweating. Laughing Bobby said, No I peed my pants.. Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. We used to have Opera Day's where you had to sing everything you say, and that wasn't limited to the confines of our apartment. How they got Toni Collete to do it was a mystery to us, because those shots looked like they were done in the 70s with how rudimentary it was. Walking in the store, he went to an aisle where nobody was and took off his shoes. A recent thread on Reddit asked sex workers or those close to them to reveal some of the weirdest things they've been asked to do. Bonus: 1) I dont care about putting the milk or cereal first 2) I dont care about the toilet paper being under or over. He used to work on a dairy farm. So I kept my eyes closed because the sex itself was good. What are you starting to like LESS the older you get? If you really want to do something weird, walk up to him, lick his cheek, and walk away like it never happened. This one is unsettling and immoral and only shows how the richer have strange plans to get richer. While muttering to myself/mouthing words, trying to memorize math equations and I didn't get much sleep the night before, so my eyes are kinda bloodshot. Why do you students (we weren't students) always get up to this kind of prank? However, having a relationship built on mutual trust can sometimes lead you to develop . I don't understand what the other passengers found funny. He would be a liar if he didnt fess up to admit that there was a little bit of a push on his part. Our baby sister had brought it into the bathroom. Hey Pandas, What's Your Most Memorable Trick-Or-Treating Memory? A teacher walked in the room and we both froze." Threeormorepeople 5. On the left - six pictures taken by the camera. Some people have even recorded songs in public bathrooms. , cried at elementary cus someone stole my yellow pencil. He'd proceed to the kitchen, take out a bottle of vodka from the freezer, and down a couple of shots. Creating an account means you agree with Bored Panda's, We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide, social media features, and analyze our traffic. My pal and I were in our early twenties and engaged in a full-scale drunken night out. Rowan cried for an hour. By hooking my legs on a branch, I was able to dangle upside down and confirm that yes, humans can swallow while inverted. What am I not seeing here? Sang the Oscar Mayer Wiener song in a hall full of naked statues in the vatican. Shutterstock. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. Press J to jump to the feed. within half an hour i was chasing rolls around the shop because they kept escaping from the trays. Leah, 27, "One time, a guy said, "Are you feeling it now, Mr. What is the weirdest thing a babysitter or caretaker has ever done to you? Hike up the Peruvian mountain ridge. Mom washed off with bidet somehow. Sources:quickanddirtytips.com, deadspin.com,laweekly.com, quora.com, womenshealthmag.com. Me And My Girlfriend Revisited Slovakian Tatras, And Here Are 34 New Photos From Our Trip, "Wool Thrills": I Create Unique Felted Dolls, Here Are 32 Of My Best Ones, Artist Depicts Famous Characters As Real Human Beings Dressed In Modern Clothes (30 New Pics), Hey Pandas, What Is The Creepiest Thing That Happened To You? Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. What is the most socially awkward thing you have ever done? I hope the elastic didnt slip between your finger and thumb. ThePremium offers ad free access to all TheClever content and so much more. The Weirdest Things Reddit Users Have Ever Done To Make Money. You can read more about it and change your preferences. Jacob decided to go to the Jewel Grocery Store and try something extremely daring. Freedom, 22, He modified a dog shock collar so it would rest on his taint and asked me to shock him during sex. Like imagine you visit your grandma and she says "look in my bedroom we have a bunk bed :)" and you go to her room at the top of the bunk bed is your cousin, that you saw about 5 times her whole life, who's so quiet everyone thinks she's mute, rocking back and forth, muttering with bloodshot eyes and she sees you and stills and just stares at you until you leave. Share your stories below! In my mind he was getting me pregnant over and over again. Before I knew it he was slowly trying to fist me. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Hearst Magazine Media, Inc. All Rights Reserved. When he'd get back, he'd take more shots. #1 Pulled s**t covered knicker elastic out of my dog's butt. Running then going into a deep slide, he slid down the aisle and started singing to the music. My friend at school offered me to trade it for 5, and I almost agreed but then I said I wanted to renegotiate for it. Its a question of odds. But we dont want to admit that act of stupidity we have done. Something was definitely off, and she decided to do something about it. 1) Full-blown Disney parody songs about whatever isle/department I'm in if inspiration strikes. The weirdest thing I have ever done is pretend to be a chicken and try to talk to my dog. I looked straight at my friend Rowan (he is British as hEcK) while I poured the tea he was drinking in the sink just to see if he would cry.SPOILER ALERT: he cried. He picked out his outfit, painted his nails and did his makeup. Thoughts were running through Jamess head as he decided not to go with the more conservative look, but to where a Rambo style olive drab outfit. Going throughout the day she was able to make it without flashing anyone. Unsplash. then we phoned each other as though we were oblivious that we were on the same bus. Already gotten into the ham. On one occasion, somebody took Lysol and sprayed it in the air. Not just any burp. You couldn't see the toy. Found them again when we took the late (11:00pm) bus back to the campground. He started making a weird milking motion and weird sounds and started laughing. He was overcome with embarrassment to stop the game and inquire from someone where the bathroom was. I AM THE class cut-up!! A few years ago, Melissa put on a short skirt to work. I had done anal with my ex-boyfriend before but it never really did much for me. 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I once let a guy cum in my mouth and then spat it back in his mouth. I guess I'm just not super weird. This isn't a dare, it's an idea to properly freak him, and everyone else, the fuck out. He said, "You're fine," and kept going." The weirdest thing a dude ever did wasn't what he did, it was what he said," Jane, 28, admitted to Men's Health. They acted like they knew each other for some years. Check the stories out below, and be grateful for the hard work. Many times, he finds out that some of his closest friends have fat or ugly best friends. Taking public transportation is how she gets to work, and she noticed people sniffing as if there was a bad odor around. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Was it the "realisation" that you were on the same bus that made the other passengers laugh, or were you telling jokes during the calls? She reluctantly agreed after arguing for several minutes, telling me it was a bad deal. Witness the Northern Lights in Alaska. I must have cum three times while he was cleaning me up., 6. See the penguins in Antarctica. It's fucking jarring being that girl. 4. Hunger pains drive you to act silly. My Mom was never held back by the conventions of society to act a certain way and I admired her for that. I said no, and during sex he starts going at it with more fury. Two- I was okay with fake falling over and bonking my head to get out of class- but when someone called me clumsy I would get upset. via Flickr Mario Antonio Pena Zapatera, 15 True Scary Stories From People Who Worked With DeadBodies, 21 Morgue Workers Share Their Worst OfStories, 13 Best Creepy Attic Scenes In Horror (According To HorrorFans), 35 Men On The Most Mushy, Thoughtful, Romantic Thing A Woman Has Ever Done ForThem, Its Not Just Josh Duggar, Their Whole Cult Is Predatory ByDesign, 33 People Describe Their Personal Encounters With TheUnexplainable.